My about me sections on any dating website or friendship groups including my blogs define me in my most basic self perception:
I WOuLD LuV tO IntROdUCe MySElf aS a sElf ProCLaImeD KiNg Of
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These simple 3 lines about me explain almost all the 23 years of my life including my self perception of being an As#$@$^& of the worst order to the array of ups and downs in this rollercoaster Bi#$%@ called LIFE. It also focuses on me being on a better plain as compared to the other abysmal souls for which I would like to pass on benefit to the innumerably superfluous tragedies that I have gone through in this atrocious city.
Having read half a page about me I am sure you all would now deduce a perception about me being a sadistic pessimist who would never like to take his life head on and would crib for every inch of bruises that life imparts on me. But the story just begins here; since childhood I have had a knack for creative aspects of this enchanting journey called life. Though there is not even an average ounce of creativity in my genes, I love to expand on people’s creativity or ideas. In school I used to think I had an artistic ability of copying ideas but I beg to differ with myself now. Expanding on other peoples ideas is what defines the very foundation of the corporate world, everything from board room decisions to strategic game plans!! Not everyone is gifted to endow others who have a vision but don’t know how to reach to it in the best possible way!!
Apart from enhancing creative ideas I also like to indulge myself in critique write ups about any real life issue which irritates my conscience. I write about any concern that frustrates me from the bottom of my heart, or any issue which pacifies me or makes me happy by the way it is carried out or handled. My favorite write ups include the ones about OBC reservations and the Cola – Pesticide matter.
I love reading about current affairs, brand stories – transformations and current behaviors, I love to analyze situations and provide my on point of view towards achieving a consensual solution. I believe in populist decisions as a leader, what is good for many is good for all, but what serves interests of minorities should be sidelined. I have my own political outlook especially towards countries like
My negative aspects include my selfish outlook towards my personal relationships where I hop into the shoes of a self proclaimed king who by default takes all decision regarding relationships and steer and ride them as per my own whims and fancies. My lust and importance for material things as well as relationships are always cyclically phased. The importance to each individual or commodity is always linked to their movement on life’s sensex (I call it VSE – VIzz Stock Exchange)
My weaknesses are a dime a dozen; the worst being my inability to break rules. My peers call me anything ranging from a FaTTu to DarPoK and also PagAL .. But I still can never consciously go against a one way sign, break traffic signals, and go fast on a road where I know there would be cops with speed guns, sketch abuses on the college walls, break any SOPs during exams, etcetera, etcetera... Its not that I do not do it, but I can only do it when I am deadly assured of not breaking the 11th commandment –
ThOu ShALt
I am ever so fascinated with my childhood dream of being a top notch corporate analyst in some big Think Tank. I always hallucinate about my future in terms of my career where I am a constant flier visiting cities around the globe and studying the market cultures and dynamics that every city hides within itself.
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